The local electric co-op recently mailed all their customers a free CFL bulb.
I returned mine. The lady at the co-op wanted to know why. As I handed her the CFL and a copy of the EPA's cleanup procedure I said, "Why would I knowingly bring an environmental hazard into my home?" She had no response.
“...The local electric co-op recently mailed
their customers a free CFL bulb...I returned mine...”
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You should have returned it ‘broken’...
and claimed that it arrived that way...
and that you were feeling ill...
and that you were on your way to see your doctor...
and that your attorney would be contacting them...