That’s ok, you can always get help for your affliction . . . I’d recommend someone other than a trailer-park preacher, though.
Trailer-park preacher? So you're saying self-evident truths are less so if articulated by someone who resides in mobile housing?
Well then, what about religionist, golden-cow-worshipping snakeoil salesmen who get caught Shocking, Awing, and Fleecing the sheeple with dishonest scales - and are relegated to living in tents again because their Creator disignated that to be the Natural punishment for their perversion of equitable commerce, hmmm?