[The Comedian]

Nobody can criticize Steele. He's more black than Obarry, hence untouchable. Martin Luther King Jr's Dream is deader than Marley's Ghost.

Men are judged by the color of their skin, not the content of their character.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[TexasTransplant]

You never fail to cheer me up /S