"The irony! It BURNSSSSSSS ussssss!" (/Gollum voice)
I don’t know what you took as an offer to “hook up” but there was certainly not one.
The fact that you got a little irritated by my post
No "irritation" here, I assure you. (Good-natured giggling, certainly... but: that's not even remotely the same thing, really.)
Seriously, though: step away from the keyboard for ten, maybe fifteen minutes. Take a walk around the block, if the weather's nice wherever you happen to be. Breathe into a brown paper bag, if absolutely necessary. Whatever it takes: UNCLENCH. ;)