Also, they gotta seat me immediately behind them and give me a gun ~ a large caliber gun ~ maybe a shotgun.
If there's more than one of 'em on the plane, I want a full refund and a bonus ticket 'cause it's time to get off!
I understand your point of view.
Perhaps there should be a Vote of all the Passengers prior to takeoff.
There is No Right to Fly.
If we have a Right to be informed as to what is in a Can of Peas, Each passenger certainly has a Right to be Safe and fully Informed of any potential Risks when Flying.
As a potential passenger I demand a full background check of every potential co-passenger and detailed list of every single one of their violations of law.
I just need to know with whom I am flying, that's all.
What was your mother's maiden name, again?