Gretchen aside, the few times Ive been in Minnesota it seemed like most of the women look like a cross between Rosie O’Donnell and Elana Kagan.
Are you serious? Where the hell did you go? You must have gotten a bad sample. The women are one of main reasons I keep coming back here every time I try to move away...
Of course, the winters are the other reason, so clearly I don’t think like a normal person.