Portland police will investigate accusations that Al Gore groped woman (Investigation Re-Opened)

The Oregonian ^ | June 30, 2010 | Maxine Bernstein

[Psalm 144]

Honestly, which is the more memorable and comic image:

Big Creep,

or CRAZED SEX POODLE!

Being called these things would have very different effects, too. ‘Big creep’ would make most men angry and defensive. ‘Crazed sex poodle’ would have more of a withering effect.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Spokeswoman Kalee Kreider - you are a worthless, lying hack!

[Snickering Hound]

[Psalm 144]

We’ll know where the young lady went to school, what her grades were, every misdemeanor she even committed and a copy of her birth certificate before this is over. Her entire family and life history will be open to the scrunity of the “journalists” out there.

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Yep. Nevermind all the sealed records on BO. This private citizen will be dissected over and over.

[Tex-Con-Man]

[ETL]

Whats the DNA on those pants she has saved.

Blubber?

[ETL]

Lol! Perfect, Snickering Hound!

I see what you mean, Psalm 144! :)

[TigersEye]

Did the Wood Man finally run into a controlling legal authority? lol

[KTM rider]

I hope Gore gets gored, but I would speculate that Al went for a “massage” and the “masseuse” figured she could make more money with the pup tent story, than with the trick or treat

[not2worry]

I guess the Second Chakra stops here!

[rlmorel]

[rlmorel]

"...he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living..."

[CitizenM]

Until all this came out, and about his split with Tipper, I coulda sworn that Gore was neuter. I mean...he does not look like a man who has any kind of sexual drive at all...more like a wimpy humpty dumpty. I don't think this girl's story is completely true, or all false. The truth is probably somewhere in between. But even the thought of giving Gore a massage, late at night, in a hotel room, let alone anything else, makes my stomach twist. Not the figure of a man I would want to see even partially undressed.

I was wondering, don't most hotels have a special room for such massages where guests go for such things? I mean a room equipped with a massage table and all. Who, as a professional masseuse, considers going to a man's "bedroom" to give a massage late at night without taking someone else along, at least. I am not saying the girl was inclined to know what to expect, but I think she was very foolish if she didn't question the request. Did the hotel call a massage parlor and ask her to go there, or what? I would think that someone along the way, like her boss or supervisor, or someone would question the request and make sure she was not alone, no matter who was asking for this at such a late hour in their hotel room.

Oh, his poor family. Daddy should have gotten out of the spotlight long ago.

[Rebelbase]

I wonder how that Hope and Chakra are working out for him?

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

LMAO!!!!

[Nasher]

Hilarious!

While not quite as good(IMO), a quick search yielded this one:

[nwrep]

.. but I don’t see proof beyond a reasonable doubt at this point.

This is not a capital murder case. You don't need PBARD as the standard for conviction. Preponderence of evidence is good enough.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Very good.

Actually the actor playing the passenger in this classic Twilight Zone episode is James Broderick (1927-1982), father of Mathew Broderick.

[Atlantan]

Here’s a picture of the masseuse. She’s 54, not as young as most people think.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/new_evidence_gore_sex_scandal_exclusive_interview_masseuse_/celebrity/68913

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Very good.

Actually the actor playing the passenger in this classic Twilight Zone episode is James Broderick (1927-1982), father of Mathew Broderick.