P.S. Kopps is tops! Next time I'm in I'm going to ask for the manager so I can shake his hand!
"You call me a smart as*? Me? You and your ilk pass laws that strangle my business taxing me nearly to death and you turn around and call me a smartas* for asking you to help?"
Who the freak are you to walk into my kitchen without washing your freaking hands and demanding custard? What? Just because your a politician I am suppose to bow down kiss your freaking shoes? And how did you buy those freaking shoes? With our money!? That shirt and tie youre wearing? How were you going to pay for that freaking custard anyway? With money that comes from all the other smartas*es like me you and your ilk rob from!
Yeah, Im a smart as* alright! The same kind of smartas* our founders were to the King of England! The same kind of smartas* thats going to vote your dumbas* party out of power this November!"