I guess not! It didn't happen to you. LOL!
Well, I can assure you that if you shove a woman's hand (especially a very 'adult' woman) down your pants and she doesn't like it, you will quickly find out that placing her fingers that close to your genitals is not a very good plan.
As I said before, had this woman never dealt with this type of situation before? If you are a woman and an ON CALL TAKE OUT masseusse, uh.... shouldn't you be prepared for 'exuberant' customers?
If she wasn't physically 'strong' enough to ward off fat Albert, then she wasn't physically 'strong' enough to give a real massage anyway.
I just think she's playing the part a little bit too 'coy', in the retelling. What her 'goal' is for reviving the event now is what is puzzling me.