[mewzilla]

Naw, the degenerates just want to keep the interns for themselves.

LOL. Now that I could believe.

But I'll bet there's an interesting backstory here.

Wonder if anyone will go looking for it...

[count-your-change]

I doubt if anyone will dig too deeply, rich athlete with zipper problem is an easy to write story with lots of “I told you so”, hand wringing over “the children”, and whether pro sports engenders arrogance, blah blah blah.