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Your pansy ass national posture has created the opportunity for us to leverage this event for our benefit. A couple years ago - we wouldn't have brought this kind of crap up, but now we can. So, we plan to fully utilize this as a bargaining chip against you even though we don't care if we lose the chip. You will make the deal because you have invested in an apologetic approach to real world issues and think the UN can do something useful. We are more than happy to oblige your idiocy.
While you are at, please continue to disarm and remove your defenses. We will certainly be able to negotiate better and in good faith if you would do more of that. Finally - keep ballooning your deficit - its a great idea. Even though the same thing sunk us a while ago we are sure that you can make it work and implement all kinds of new social programs too.
Glad we are friends and best of luck.
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