"Ya know, we must have been experiencing temporary insanity when we said Michelle Obama was "a fashion trend-setter". We don't what we were thinking. Boob Belts and cheesy sweater sets from the Gap made America the laughing stock of the World, and don't even get us started on the chartrusse, inauguration abomination. We are deeply saddened by our behavior and will publish open apologies for comparing her to Jackie, to any remaining and sober Kennedys."
Not in our wildest dreams might the fashionistas ever admit their lies ...
Clouseau.
Bozo