While sampling a friend’s homemade brandy, I spent a few idle, half-inebriated moments trying to decide whether this woman was attractive or not. I decided she wasn’t, because:
1. I prefer brunettes;
2. Mike always looks as though she’s about to spit out a peach pit.
Mike = Mika
those contemplative moments were some weeks ago
Mika was fired from her previous employer who said she was “too weird looking.”
How about mentally ill? Like all liberals.