Yeah but nobody ever had to go to the hospital after they got their testicles stuck in velcro. At least I don’t think they have. We had a nasty incident with a kid in my gym class in junior high and a zipper. I recall the coaches with pliers, but forget the rest, except for the scream.
yeah, but you’d have to have a pecker the size of a cigarette butt to get it caught in a button hole.
“How’d you get the beans above the Frank?!”