[ROCKLOBSTER]

The kid should instruct the teacher to address him as Sir or General henceforth.

Ha! Too funny, I like it.

Mrs Jones, by the power vested in me by The Rhode Island National Guard, from this point forward you will address me as "Sir".

[spokeshave]

...Yeah...and let him drive a tank on the next military parade.....

make him the parade marshal and keys of the city.