EPA classifies milk as oil, forcing costly rules on farmers
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2010/06/epa_classifies_milk_as_oil_for.html
Reminds me of a joke...
Two Jews were about to be executed by firing squad in communist Russia. One of them screams in frustration:
Down with Stalin!
...after which the other Jew hissed
Shut up you fool! Do you want to get us in trouble!?