[Sloth]

0.06 microseconds per day.

[Lazamataz]

0.06 microseconds per day.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS SPARE TIME???!?

[TXnMA]

AaaaacKKK!! in another 164 years and three months, the day will be a whole second longer! We're all going to die from a lack of (or excess of) sleep -- or something...

Ooops! Correct that:

"Long before this has changed the day's length by as little as one second, we are all going to die from that invariably fatal disease called, 'LIFE'"...!