Wow. Dont mess with Texas, pal. We’re big hearted out here, but we dont take kindly to foulmouthed outsiders.
And Ill tell you what, I may not think a great deal of creationism, but I know that Texas is big enough for me to educate my kids any which way I want, when the time comes.
Last, but not least? You gotta watch how you run your mouth. Much more of this sort of nonsense, and you may get a texas size knuckle sandwich headed your way.
Without Texas, Iowa would never have had Hayden Fry !
The more the nation become more like Texas the more hope it has to survive. One of these days cowboy hats and boots will be all the rage in the city of Boston.