Criminal Record? bbbzzzzzzzzzzzzt! No go.
Obesity and lack of education? Obesity can be fixed in boot camp (even a month long remediation prior to boot). Lack of education? Might actually HELP the military. Not so much to de-program.
Hey, let's face facts, were talking 0300's here. Not Aviator's.
“Hey, let’s face facts, were talking 0300’s here.”
Wonder if these boys can hold an M-14 sideways and hit the target. Oh, wait. Holding your weapon sideway makes bullets go around the corner. I forgot. And if you run while shooting, the bullets come out faster.