I am so glad I took A.P. calculus in high school. There was a movement to require English proficiency tests for TAs at my university. The idea was shot down by the administration and student paper as ...... wait for it....... you know it’s coming....... racist.
I knewed it. Yoo ah lacist! Yoo wir frunk my carcurus coaws fo shoe. I no cay if ramda function is OK!