I can see why the ‘rest of the world’ prefers soccer. It conforms perfectly to the elitist mindset. Games go on for hours without any tangible goals. Misbehaving players are sanctioned by the use of colored cards, and players seem to collapse in excruciating pain from the slightest physical contact. It is a sport devised by the U.N.
And the spectator riots
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