Colbert’s Method of Criticizing Helen Thomas is to Slam Rush and Beck (video)

I rarely regard Colbert, Stewart, SNL, and the like as satirists. I would describe them more as mockers.

As with Tina Fey, I regard them as court jesters for the messiah's administration.

“I don’t know if Colbert is funny or not. It’s his ears, those darn ears! When I see them they mesmerize me. I can’t hear a word he says! His ears are like that girl in school that took her top off for you and one boob was a D cup and the other an A cup. It’s as if nature was being funny that day and decided to play a joke on her.

Colbert’s ears are like those boobs. By themselves they are OK but when you put them together they are just wrong! Fortunately for that girl she can get that one boob blown up to match the other. We have the doctors, we have the technology, we have the implants and we can fix her. But Colbert, poor Colbert, he is just wrong in the head with those alien ears and I think that is why he is on Television. He is not funny but LOOKS funny! He is himself a BOOB!”

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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