[The Comedian]

Have all my peers on the right failed to acquire a black belt, Taser, *and* a handgun at this late point in the game?

For shame.

Attention neo-Jews (that's you, conservative America), Obitler's Scumwaffe is out there gunning for us all.

Do the right thing.

This is Thunderdome.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[tacticalogic]

Have all my peers on the right failed to acquire a black belt, Taser, *and* a handgun at this late point in the game?

I always carry a Gerber tool. It's amazing how much easier it is to get someone headed in the direction of the door when you have them by the ear with a pair of pliers.