[skr]

One-word answer to critics: toothpaste.

[NeoCaveman]

One-word answer to critics: toothpaste.

Yes. Read the warning labels on the toothpaste.

[The Comedian]

One-word answer to critics: toothpaste.

Two point response:

1) You don't swallow gallons toothpaste every week, do you?

2) Sodium fluoride and calcium fluoride are very, *very* different substances. Sodium fluoride is the poison that gets dumped into municipal water supplies. Calcium fluoride is what helps teeth and bones form properly. Huge difference.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.