Earth to Lauren Falcone, women have boobs. I figure Lauren is a liberal woman which means her experience is tripping over pancakes, and I’m not talking about making breakfast.
I have boobs. They're kinda small, but perfectly shaped, each the same size as the other. I would take a picture and show you all, but the mods might object.
I think it's great that women have boobs, too, since they like to talk so much. Boobs give them an advantage. Makes what they have to say much more interesting.
I'd rather listen to what a good pair of boobs have to say any day. And I don't mean Obama and his brother.
“I figure Lauren is a liberal woman”
I was under the impression Lauren Falcone is Beverly Beckham’s daughter. Beckham is a wonderful columnist, and I thought she had “raised Lauren right.” Maybe she just had an off day and didn’t have anything to write about.