[Dengar01]

If the Hawks win I may just drop dead from shear shock! We don't win much in Chicago. I don't wanna claim the loser Kenyan as a Chicago sports fan.

I swear to God on my mother's grave.

Justin Bieber and Barack Obama both threw out first pitches at White Sox games, I was at both.

Guess who threw a perfect pitch to Perfect Game Winner Mark Buehrle???

YES

The Canadian.

Justin Bieber.

Barack Obama looked like he was playing dodgeball with faeries.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGkPf9gZzM