[Liberty Valance]

Elton John is gay? They should have hired Liberace.

[SeekAndFind]

They should have hired Liberace.

Someone should bring him back from the dead.

He's still remembered through this famous harmony song by the Chordettes :

Mr. Sandman

("Yesss?")

bring us a dream

Give him a pair of eyes

with a "come-hither" gleam

Give him a lonely heart

like Pagliacci

And lots of wavy hair like Liberace