Posted on 06/06/2010 2:10:03 AM PDT by Def Conservative
In an obviously effective attempt to attract free attention to his hopeless primary campaign against incumbent Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer, California's Mickey Kaus has just announced the three backroom bribes that he would accept from the Obama administration to drop his challenge.
The California primary is Tuesday.
(Excerpt) Read more at latimesblogs.latimes.com ...
Are you kidding me?
Too funny!
I'm actually starting to like Mickey Maus a little bit.The candidate who claims to be no politician said he would accept no ordinary federal bureaucrat's job. However, he could be purchased by employment as:
—Head of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement to push for an actual physical fence on the Mexico border to stop illegal immigrants and to end the “anointed incumbent...Boxer's obsessive talk of amnesty, sorry, ‘a path to citizenship’” that actually acts as a powerful lure for even more illegal immigrants.
—Second, Kaus kindly offers, Obama could put him on the National Labor Relations Board so he could thwart “Big Labor's attempt to add to their dwindling memberships by avoiding secret ballots in union organizing drives.”
—Finally, Kaus offered to accept an administration job offer to the Department of Education to write “a scathing report” on California teachers’ unions and their deleterious impact on the state.
Why, now? Democrats willing to throw Zer0 over.
Why, now? Democrats willing to throw Zer0 over.
You might like him even more after watching this short and very funny campaign video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpBDdKdKyL8&playnext_from=TL&videos=CN2MQtC9jeM
Kaus also challenged Boxer to a debate. Boxer didn't show up, of course, so he debated a cardboard box.
He doesn't have a prayer of winning, but Kaus is a breed nearing extinction: a decent liberal with a sense of humor.
Well....if you were trying to get into the game....you’ve got to a Democrat to start. I would imagine that it’d take a fair amount of Jack Daniels to get you into that state of mind.
This guy is a democrat? Wow! Great ad..
that was funny!
Good ad. But listening to his points, it’s hard to figure why he’s a Democrat.
Since I’m a “decline to state” and the Dems have an open primary, I’ll be voting for Kaus on Tuesday. That means I can vote against Boxer twice.
Now that right there’s funny, I don’t care who you are
This is a hoot!!!
I wonder if the O White House could entice them with temp census jobs and some pork to take home.
Not much different than if she had shown up for the debate.
Damn an old fashioned liberal.
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