“It” has been ugly for many, many years.
ouchie ! Good one. Gonna need some ice for that one !
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Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love. Provided said mother happened to be a blind and deaf liberal, that is.
Thomas has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. In the 50 years prior to that, she was Herman Munster on The Munsters, a role for which she was uniquely qualified because she required absolutely no make up.
As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, one can see years of wear and tear played out on Thomas' haggard face.
However, those who thought that Helen Thomas was just another ugly face were shocked to learn that besides all those hideous wrinkles, pox marks, scars and other flaws that one would normally find on the remains of a successful suicide bomber, there is a truly ugly spirit.
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imagine.....Ms Thomas , nude , bound by some thick leather forearms shackles , suspended over a large vat of some
dark , gooey ,viscous, liquid , slowly being lowered in to the warm brew . Then pulled up and dropped into a huge pile of goose feathers and rolled like tempura . After that placed on a wooden cart and driven by mule out of the city .....