I gotta say, I like men. They are just transparent.... ;)
This makes me laugh every single time I see it:
On a serious level, when I go to work, I completely check everything at the door. Once I put on my work hat, all is work, and naked beauties dancing in front of tubs of flaming booze wouldn't deter me from my work goals.
Okay, well maybe not if they were naked, and probably not if they were dancing in front of tubs of flaming gin, but...
I am a happily married guy...that reference was made to memorable comment by my wife when I was thinking about surprising her with a special week away at a resort. I wisely chose the er...'less expensive' options on the lodging (my wife does not appreciate extreme extravagance) and when my wife found out how much the other rooms would have cost for her to stay there, she said "If they are going to charge me that much for a room, it better come with bathtubs of flaming gin and naked dancing men..."
So, now, when we have to look at lodging, "bathtubs of flaming gin" is a code phrase for us...:)