[derllak]

I will send it to my mensa-member lib sister-in-law.

The one who wants to join the NRA so she can get an NRA bumper sticker so the cops won’t give her any more tickets.

Yep, you heard me right!

You think she’ll get it?

[kitchen]

Send her this too, from the about page:

Rev. Euteneuer was born in Detroit, Michigan in 1962, the fourth of seven children born to Joseph and Mariann Euteneuer. He has a Bachelor's degree in Philosophy from the University of Notre Dame in Indiana as well as a Licentiate degree in Biblical Theology from the Pontifical Gregorian University in Rome, Italy. He is fluent in Spanish.

While in college, Rev. Euteneuer participated in the Marine Corps Officer Candidate Program, attended basic training at Quantico, Virginia and graduated at the top of his Company. After discerning that the Lord was calling him to the priesthood rather than the military, he entered the seminary. After his ordination in 1988, Fr. Euteneuer served as a parish priest in five parishes of the Diocese of Palm Beach, Florida, secretary to the diocesan bishop, director of vocations, and spiritual moderator for the diocesan Respect Life office.

This is a man deserving of respect.

[Mrs. Frogjerk]

Ugh! She actually believes that?

I'm sure that you have come close to biting your own tongue off more than a few times just to keep the peace. You have my sympathy.

[Riley]

The one who wants to join the NRA so she can get an NRA bumper sticker so the cops won’t give her any more tickets.

Let her believe that. I'm sure that the NRA and the city/state/county will appreciate the support.