[Syntyr]

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

From my professionally employed statistician friend - “Statistics don't lie... Statisticians lie!” ;)

[Red Dog #1]

Or how about one of my favorites, “figures don't lie, but liars figure”.

[JDW11235]

From one of my college Stat’s professors, “You have to watch what your read, always, because I can get the numbers to say whatever you pay me to have them say.”

I learned a lot about questioning the form of “Statistics” delivered. He was very anti-drug company too, because he had worked for one, and described for the “success rates” were manipulated.