Imagine the rules of the Neighborhood Association in the Chicago suburb of Kenwood where Louis Farrakhan , the Obamas
and cop killer Bernardine Dohr and Pentagon bomber Bill Ayers all live together.
American flags can only be burned on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Israeli flags can be burned on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
The clubhouse has to be reserved in advance for planning subversive and anti American activities.
Please dispose of bomb making materials properly.
Prayer rugs should be returned in good order.
Volunteers are needed to spit on members of the US military - sign up sheet in the clubhouse office.
Saturday night’s monthly community BBQ will feature lessons in destroying the US Constitution ,
a lecture by Louis Farrakhan on the evils of white people , Republicans and Jews
and a singing of the Muslim call to prayer by local soprano Barack Obama.
After dinner , Michelle Obama will give a demonstration poolside of her daily fitness routine, including deadlifting 600 lbs.
A cash bar will be open with proceeds to benefit Hamas and Hezbollah and Al Queda .
Nearly peeing myself with laughter at your post. The last 3 lines just put me over the top.