[Reeses]

I just don't have the time, or frankly, the need to process each and every one of the 500 resumes I received.

You can save time by randomly dividing the stack into two piles then toss one into the trash. That will weed out the unlucky ones.

[The Comedian]

You can save time by randomly dividing the stack into two piles then toss one into the trash. That will weed out the unlucky ones.

Brilliant!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[eyedigress]

When I was hiring, it was still hit or miss. Sometimes you get a good one, sometimes you don’t. (federal comms contracts)