[Vanders9]

Make love to your goat, and what - leave off making love to your stuffed hamster? You racist, sexist, fascist, homophobic, stuffed-toy-aphobic, intolerant, exclusivist, reactionary, christianist tea-bagger!

I am ashamed to know you.

[Ayn And Milton]

I confess. Really, I’m off the right road, seriously. I will donate to the Obama PolCor University.

But only after I f*cked my goat. She’s... so kind... soft... sweet...

Only thing is: you gotta walk all around to kiss her afterwards.