Eye-Batting Moonbat, Corrosive Clod, Disingenuous Boob, Cretinous Creep, Waste of Skin, Freakazoidal Failure, Low Intellect Loser, Delusional Asshat, Intellectually Dishonest Incompetent Zombie, Narcissistic Nihilist, Nattering Nebob of Negativism, Fool, Tyrannical Tool, Zomboidal Subhuman...let me count the ways.