Recently I was stopped by two TSA agents. First agent askes why I had bacon bits, “You planning on making a salad?”
“Nope. It’s for terrorists.”
Second agent says “What does bacon have to to with terrorism???”
First agent gives him a ‘you idiot’ look...
LMAO!
They get LOTS of practice giving each other that “you idiot” look.
Passing through security is like watching Three Stooges reruns.