Let’s get Oprah Winfrey to team up with Art Bell and have the cumulative audiences of her show and from Coast to Coast AM all be given airline tickets to the Gulf Coast were they will all hold hands and have a big group prayer to heal the hole.
Drop a drill pipe inside or drill into the casing of the well. Once the drill pipe is inside the well casing drop or drill down to the first neck-down(reducer) once past this point, activate an expansion plug(larger than then neck-down (reducer) attached to the drill pipe above the bit. The plug could be mechanical or expand with explosives.
Just a thought