If there's just any part of an idea from any of you that could help the response, let them know. I am sure it would be appreciated by them. I know it would be by me.
Duct Tape.
The minaret from the Ground Zero mosque would fit nicely.
They should go to all the barbershops around the country, collect up all the hair they can find, and drop it into the hole. Nothing clogs holes like, wet, slimy hair.
Calderon`s head would a good cork.
Bill Clinton`s cigar would fit the Bill.
Instead of golf balls, shoot a butt-load of Slinkies and dry sponges down there.
Hey! Bill Ayers made bombs to blow up the Hetchy-Hetchy water pipeline and P G & E Substation near San Francisco. Ask him if he has any left over he could spare for Obummer, since they are old friends...
Plug it with something like an airbag from a vehicle, but longer and stronger, of course.
Is it possible to skim off the water/oil mixture and then separate them? If it is then they should have big vacuums out there sucking it up and then processing it out and doing it until all of the oil is recouped.
Something they tried for that toxic Indonesian mudflow a while back was large, concrete balls connected by heavy chain. I would try a variation of this.
A group of plumb bob shaped concrete plugs, in progressively larger sizes, and connected by heavy cable. The first two or three should fit into the hole, and descend within it. While this won’t stop the oil, it will slow it down and reduce the pressure on the final plug.
Once it has been plugged, either completely, or significantly reduced, be ready to pour an enormous amount of marine concrete over the whole thing.
Nuke it
Barnie Frank could go down there and just suck on it.
2.5 million banned French burkas stuffed in the pipe oughta do the trick.
There is no nuke option..Period !!!! I know the ruusskies would like to see this due to what Reagan did to them...refer to 800 miles of blown pipe lines...they are still pissed..lol My reason is would you rather have a quarter billion gallons a day instead? More?
Back to the several leaks going on if they can stop that BOP without blowing the top off it is first priority! Slowly is a good thing for if it is to fast ....Bang you get more faster
Where is the drill steel? Well you may be looking at an end of it now.. WHERE IS IT? In or out of the hole?
Where is the riser? Yep it has some problems too....
Plug the riser to fast it goes away! OK have to stop FOX Alert
A giant can of that expanding foam :p
30,000 Al Qaeda diaper bombers should wipe it clean.
Pray................
Nothing escapes from my septic tank.
Put the mud back in the hole then crushed stone behind it. Not golf balls!