You can’t smoke it.
True.
But Beer is a miracle. With a given amount of grain, you can create more calories of food if you make it into beer than if you bake it into bread.
I had some of the best beer in my life in Munich. I thought it was all hype,, it wasn’t.
No matter what else this tee-totaling woman’s positions are, if she hates beer, she’s no friend of mine.