Soon they will require restaurants to pay for some federal government employee food counselors to be on the premises, so the counselors can come and have a chat with any patron who is tempted to order one of those high-calorie menu selections. Show a little power point about obesity and its risks, have the person sign a disclaimer that they will not seek any 0bamacare benefits if they actually EAT the pancakes, etc.
Maybe they will require medical photos on the menu like they put on cigarette boxes.
“Here’s a photo of a naked middle aged obese person, enjoy your fatty meal...”