You got that right. Texans are crazy about football. I have a good friend who calls me a Texas Atheist: Someone who doesn’t hunt, fish or watch football. One of these days I’m going to break it to him that I don’t like country music. He’s probably going to turn me in.
You better hope he turns you in instead of shooting you.:o)
Don’t worry, if you get caught the punishment is only to listen to Bob Wills until you like it :-).