[thackney]

I must be delusional.

That I had already figured out.

Or suicidally depressed.

Then seek God, not internet jockeys.

[The Comedian]

That I had already figured out.

Go surfing, fool. And send us a postcard from the beach.

You really have no idea what's going on.

None whatsoever.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.