[RandallFlagg]

(Any fellow FReepers have other solutions?)

Call Chuck Norris.
He'll stop the leak by scaring it back into the depths of the Earth.

THEN, he'll install a tap with his teeth..

[Syntyr]

1. Go to google.com
2. Enter “finding Chuck Norris” as the search term
3. Click I’m Feeling Lucky button

Results -> “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris. Google knows you dont find Chuck Norris... He finds you!”