[Vaquero]

in honor of Copernicus, Poland's equivalent of NASA sent a rocket to the sun....and to avoid the heat and glare they sent it at night.....

(if anyone gets pissed at that....here are some Italian Jokes (is vaquero of Italian descent????)... How can you tell Alitalian Airline planes...look for the hair under the wings.... FIAT stands for Fix It Again Tony... IROC stands for Italian Retards out Cruising... )

[Young Werther]

One of my Latin classmates was an immigrant from Venice. Her goal in life was to be a translator at the UN. As we read Caesar's Gallic commentaries we noted the flag that soared over the Roman Forum was SPQR. We translated this as Senatus Populusque Romanus equals "The Senate and the People of Rome".

the Underground translation presented by my classmate was "sono porque queste romani! The Romans are Pigs!

I am going to be sending my cousin Tony to visit you!