[The Comedian]

I figure you've got a 50/50 chance of encountering a genuine Census worker. Half the time, he'll be a psycho impostor Obama employee/rapist. The other half of the time, he'll be a genuine psycho Obama employee/voter/rapist.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[GinaLolaB]

I am a Census worker and I like the job. It is not easy but the money is pretty good. The people are pretty nice to me.