[Allegra]

You can not have my moose until you send that SCUD launcher I asked for YEARS AGO!

You mean it never got there?? Dang that UPS. I knew I should have paid for the insurance.

It's kind of hard to get another one right now because they're all pointed due east....oooops....did I just say that out loud? ;-)

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

In July of 1990 I was in the Houston Petroleum Club with my wife and two other couples. We had moved back from South Africa several months earlier and one couple was on Home Leave from Getty/Texaco Kuwait.

I will tell you the same thing I told them, only half joking. Keep the car gassed up, have some water in it and sleep with your track shoes on. Keep everything pointed towards Saudi.

God Bless as always.