LOL! Well, tell the pupils to put on the whole armor of God.
The decision of the Lansingburgh Central School District board of education, including Mary Sweeney, Susan Farrell, P.J. Higgitt, Karlene Gamble, Edward McDonough, Jason Shover, and Kelley Bristol, has defined its members as having the competency and ethical standards of human excrement.
Who needs weapons when you can just put them in the freezer, anyway?