I fantasize about seeing the following headlines sometime in the 2011 - 2013 time period:
-House Files Impeachment Proceedings Against Pres. Obama, Citing “Multiple Violations Against America”
-GOP Captures House in 83-Seat Rout
-Final Brick Laid on California Coast Completes Border Fence
-Toomey Defeats Sestak
-Unemployment Dips to 5.9% in Q2 2013
-Pres. Christie Tells Mexican President to “Kiss My Ass”
...and...just for laughs...
-Police Search Pelosi’s Office, Find Newt Gingrich’s Testicles
I'm reasonably sure we won't see that one. Hillary is the one who locked those up.