[RobRoy]

Two things:
1. Look both ways.
2. Don’t do wheelees.

[GeronL]

How about “Slow Down Dufus”.

[GeronL]

Speed Limit 35.

He knows because he hit the sign too. heh.

[OldPossum]

Two things: 1. Look both ways. 2. Don’t do wheelees.

Third thing: don't get on motorcycles. They are unbelievably dangerous, and besides, there are much better alternatives to transportation.

[HangnJudge]

Three Rule of Bikes
1) Never get on a bike without first putting on your brain
- You are going to need it
2) You are Invisible, Trust No One
- No One sees you, No One knows you are there
- If You are going to find a path,
- you are going to have to do it yourself
3) Always Drive within the limits of the bike, road, and your capabilities
- The edge of the envelope has razor blades

If you cannot suppress your obsessions, stay off the bike

Oh Yes, I'm a biker